Sunday, 15 July 2007

Jonathan King

An interesting case, this one - the convicted paedophile has had a tendency to dance with Satan throughout his life. Before it came to light that he had a predilection for the young folk, he spent 30 years foisting tasteless and pointless aural abominations on the British public under the guise of being a musical entrepreneur, and trousered a lot of our cash along the way (pity that not everything stayed in your trousers, eh JK?). Of course his sexual peccadilloes are extreme, even by the standards of your average Tory, but it should come as no surprise that once he entered the voting booth (pity that's not all you entered, eh JK?) he harboured another dirty little secret.


http://www.toryscum.com/category/celebrity-tories/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_King

And breaking news!, as JK proves that he hasn't exhausted his near-unique capacity for plumbing the absolute depths just yet - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itu9o7iT8SY / http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6896298.stm

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